I love it, because they are still this much worse than us, despite inexplicable things like Hazelbaker donging and Almedys Diaz being the best hitter in baseball. What happens when Almedys Diaz is no longer the best hitter in baseball? Dexter Fowler will become the best hitter in baseball. But seriously, Anthony Rizzo will become the best hitter in baseball. But seriously, Bryce Harper will become the best hitter in baseball.