SchwarberDaddy

Can't tell if LaRussa is hammered or "really tired"

What a miserable place to watch a game. A hot tub. In Arizona. Makes no sense. Then again neither does this gigantic outfield. And Fowler scores on a passed ball... What else could happen tonight?

Slow pitch baseball? Schwarber is already in the parking lot pounding beers and chain smoking.

Lackey always looks like he's up to no good.

Theo is searching through the trash for the receipt for Lackey.

Anyone still crying or just me? Was becoming such a great day too. Thomas Bryant comes back to dominate in Bloomington for another year, Hawks are up 1-0, Cubs! are playing, and then the world takes a giant dump on everything.

Rizzo!! Helluva play. Tie game. What a wild game so far.

Good idea for a conference. Down 2-0 in the count to Rizzo. 0 out and runners on 1st and 2nd. Clearly it didn't work. Wtf you talking about? How afraid you are?

#schwarberstrong

Fly ball to deep left center in the gap, Fowler and Schwarber both went for it. Dexter basically undercut Schwarbs. Inside the park HR. Schwarber leaves the game after taking a nasty fall. Wouldn't expect him back soon but I hope I'm wrong. I think the runner should have to stop. How unsportsmanlike by the DBags.

He pitches Sunday, we miss Miller Grienke is Saturday, Miller is Sunday. We will miss Patrick Corbin. Good news for Pat Corbin!! Not great news for Shelby Miller....

I believe that's right. You got it.

Over. I say we do it 3 times. Rizzo, Bryant, Heyward & Schwarbombs were combined 1-7 with RISP. Give those guys a few more hits and we hang 10+ with Richards going 5. Also - don't underestimate us at 162-0...I like 173-0. Don't forget the postseason. 1 down, 172 more to go.

Here's my linup for tonight: 1. CF Fowler 2. RF Heyward 3. 3B Bryant 4. 1B Rizzo 5. 2B Zobrist 6. DH Soler 7. LF Sczcur 8. C Ross 9. SS Russell

1 Down, 172 To Go This team is really good at playing baseball.