Fred Hornkohl

M Ramirez walked (intentionally) Ethier flied out to center field

Martin popped out (foul) to the catcher

fred, if I cant say that, I think you might be the only poster tonight If you can't communicate without using some incarnation of the F word.... then the AIM chat is a better choice for you. If that should leave me here alone, well, then I guess that's the cross I'll have to bear, eh?

Furcal took second base on a throwing error, E1

Furcal blooped a single to shallow left center field

TOP OF THE THIRD INNING Harden grounded out to second, 4-3 Soriano grounded out to the pitcher, 1-3 Fontenot singled to center field D Lee singled to left field , Fontenot to second A Ramirez grounded into a FC, 5-4, D Lee out at second 0 runs 2 hits 0 errors 2 men left on base 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E CUBS 0 0 0 0 3 0 Los Angeles 2 0 2 3 0 Home runs: CUBS: none Los Angeles: none CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Harden 2.0 3 2 2 0 2 0 33 Los Angeles IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Kuroda 3.0 3 0 0 1 0 0 48

Ramirez AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% RISP 153 31 48 13 0 11 83 24 20 0.314 0.406 0.614 1.021 0.303 3.94 0.093 0.308 3rd inning 69 14 17 4 0 3 17 11 8 0.246 0.346 0.435 0.780 0.241 4.04 0.099 0.219 2 outs 175 16 48 11 0 7 31 31 35 0.274 0.392 0.457 0.849 0.308 4.30 0.118 0.188 This series 8 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 0.250 0.250 0.375 0.625 0.286 3.38 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 23 5 8 3 0 1 2 3 5 0.348 0.423 0.609 1.032 0.412 4.00 0.075 0.091 September 84 13 28 9 0 3 11 6 13 0.333 0.374 0.548 0.921 0.368 4.05 0.040 0.190 Road 278 40 71 21 0 10 51 24 47 0.255 0.316 0.439 0.755 0.276 3.95 0.061 0.223 Nite 296 59 91 30 1 13 63 37 52 0.307 0.395 0.547 0.942 0.338 4.06 0.087 0.262 vs Right 426 81 129 34 1 24 83 56 72 0.303 0.392 0.556 0.948 0.318 4.03 0.089 0.246 vs Kuroda 6 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 0.167 0.167 0.167 0.333 0.250 3.67 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 31 2 7 2 0 1 4 4 5 0.226 0.333 0.387 0.720 0.240 4.19 0.108 0.200 Jeff Nelson 8 3 2 0 0 2 5 1 0 0.250 0.333 1.000 1.333 0.000 3.44 0.083 0.375 season totals 560 99 162 45 1 27 110 74 95 0.289 0.379 0.518 0.897 0.308 4.03 0.090 0.250

D Lee singled to left field , Fontenot to second

seconded I dont hate the guy. hell, I dont even hate theriot. i just wanna win. i think that means cedeno. effn-a. Now you too ?

D Lee AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% runners on 284 48 89 21 0 5 75 33 45 0.313 0.380 0.440 0.820 0.359 3.88 0.067 0.211 3rd inning 84 14 26 3 0 7 15 15 11 0.310 0.414 0.595 1.009 0.288 3.76 0.105 0.163 2 outs 200 14 50 13 1 3 21 28 43 0.250 0.342 0.370 0.712 0.305 4.04 0.092 0.171 This series 7 1 3 1 0 0 0 1 1 0.429 0.500 0.571 1.071 0.500 5.13 0.071 0.000 last 10 games 26 4 7 3 0 1 2 5 5 0.269 0.387 0.500 0.887 0.300 4.55 0.118 0.100 September 91 8 26 9 0 2 13 10 26 0.286 0.356 0.451 0.807 0.381 3.95 0.071 0.239 Road 323 41 95 25 3 5 48 40 67 0.294 0.370 0.437 0.806 0.359 3.99 0.076 0.231 Nite 343 53 95 22 2 9 50 42 70 0.277 0.353 0.431 0.785 0.326 4.06 0.076 0.201 vs Right 485 68 140 28 2 14 63 45 97 0.289 0.347 0.441 0.788 0.337 3.87 0.058 0.202 vs Kuroda 6 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0.333 0.333 0.333 0.667 0.500 4.17 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 33 2 8 1 0 1 2 3 8 0.242 0.306 0.364 0.669 0.292 4.11 0.063 0.071 Jeff Nelson 8 3 5 1 0 0 4 2 1 0.625 0.700 0.750 1.450 0.714 3.50 0.075 0.800 season totals 631 93 184 41 3 20 90 72 120 0.292 0.362 0.461 0.823 0.334 3.96 0.070 0.210

Fontenot singled to center field

Fontenot AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% bases empty 134 24 43 14 0 5 5 17 28 0.321 0.401 0.537 0.939 0.376 4.28 0.080 0.000 3rd inning 22 1 4 0 0 0 2 4 6 0.182 0.308 0.182 0.490 0.250 4.35 0.126 0.133 2 outs 65 3 15 5 1 1 14 17 13 0.231 0.398 0.385 0.782 0.275 3.89 0.167 0.200 This series 2 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.500 0.500 0.500 1.000 0.500 2.50 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 19 1 10 1 0 0 3 2 2 0.526 0.571 0.579 1.150 0.588 3.10 0.045 0.429 September 43 4 16 3 0 0 7 9 10 0.372 0.472 0.442 0.914 0.485 3.74 0.100 0.438 Road 124 21 40 11 1 5 24 21 23 0.323 0.426 0.548 0.974 0.365 3.85 0.103 0.257 Nite 133 19 40 12 1 4 20 17 30 0.301 0.384 0.496 0.880 0.364 3.91 0.083 0.190 vs Right 226 38 69 20 1 9 39 32 46 0.305 0.395 0.522 0.917 0.351 3.97 0.089 0.229 vs Kuroda 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 3.00 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 13 3 4 2 0 0 1 0 1 0.308 0.308 0.462 0.769 0.333 3.64 0.000 0.125 Jeff Nelson 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 1.00 0.000 0.000 season totals 245 42 75 22 1 9 40 34 51 0.306 0.396 0.514 0.910 0.357 3.96 0.090 0.217

Soriano grounded out to the pitcher, 1-3

Soriano AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% bases empty 289 53 83 20 0 18 18 19 71 0.287 0.333 0.543 0.877 0.325 3.73 0.046 0.000 3rd inning 66 10 16 3 0 4 9 5 12 0.242 0.292 0.470 0.761 0.240 3.81 0.049 0.250 1 out 125 26 35 5 0 11 28 15 27 0.280 0.355 0.584 0.939 0.276 3.91 0.075 0.250 This series 9 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 0.111 0.111 0.111 0.222 0.167 3.44 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 30 0 3 1 0 0 1 2 10 0.100 0.156 0.133 0.290 0.150 4.06 0.056 0.100 September 91 10 21 3 0 6 12 13 24 0.231 0.327 0.462 0.788 0.246 4.08 0.096 0.150 Road 226 37 60 16 0 12 31 23 62 0.265 0.332 0.496 0.828 0.316 3.92 0.067 0.183 Nite 254 44 73 18 0 15 36 24 65 0.287 0.350 0.535 0.885 0.333 3.80 0.062 0.188 vs Right 332 49 82 16 0 17 48 31 86 0.247 0.313 0.449 0.762 0.284 3.72 0.066 0.197 vs Kuroda 7 1 3 0 0 0 0 1 2 0.429 0.500 0.429 0.929 0.600 4.25 0.071 0.000 vs. L.A. 38 5 9 1 0 1 2 3 13 0.237 0.293 0.342 0.635 0.333 3.88 0.056 0.063 Jeff Nelson 5 2 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.600 0.600 0.600 1.200 0.600 3.40 0.000 0.000 season totals 462 78 128 27 0 29 75 43 106 0.277 0.340 0.524 0.864 0.303 3.72 0.063 0.217

Harden grounded out to second, 4-3

Harden AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% Leading off 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 4.00 0.000 0.000 bases empty 13 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 7 0.077 0.077 0.077 0.154 0.167 3.38 0.000 0.000 3rd inning 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 3.57 0.000 0.000 0 outs 9 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 5 0.111 0.111 0.111 0.222 0.250 3.56 0.000 0.000 This series 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.00 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 3 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.333 0.333 0.333 0.667 0.500 2.33 0.000 0.000 September 7 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.143 0.143 0.143 0.286 0.167 2.86 0.000 0.000 Road 10 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3 0.100 0.100 0.100 0.200 0.143 3.00 0.000 0.000 Nite 11 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 4 0.091 0.091 0.091 0.182 0.143 3.00 0.000 0.125 vs Right 19 0 1 0 0 0 1 0 10 0.053 0.053 0.053 0.105 0.111 3.24 0.000 0.071 vs Kuroda 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.00 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.00 0.000 0.000 Jeff Nelson 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.00 0.000 0.000 season totals 23 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 12 0.087 0.087 0.087 0.174 0.182 3.23 0.000 0.071

BOTTOM OF THE SECOND INNING DeWitt popped out to shallow left field Blake popped out to second base Kuroda struck out swinging 0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E CUBS 0 0 0 1 0 Los Angeles 2 0 2 3 0 Home runs: CUBS: none Los Angeles: none CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Harden 2.0 3 2 2 0 2 0 33 Los Angeles IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Kuroda 2.0 1 0 0 1 0 0 27

Vance, do I need to tell you where you can put your thesaurus ??

Blake popped out to second base

DeWitt popped out to shallow left field

TOP OF THE SECOND INNING Edmonds grounded out to second, 4-3 DeRosa grounded out to third, 5-3 Theriot bunted out to the pitcher 0 runs 0 hits 0 errors 0 men left on base 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E CUBS 0 0 0 1 0 Los Angeles 2 2 3 0 Home runs: CUBS: none Los Angeles: none CUBS IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Harden 1.0 3 2 2 0 1 0 18 Los Angeles IP H R ER BB K HR PIT Kuroda 2.0 1 0 0 1 0 0 27

Theriot AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% bases empty 363 54 113 12 3 0 1 43 42 0.311 0.386 0.361 0.747 0.352 3.84 0.074 0.333 2nd inning 37 2 11 1 0 0 4 5 1 0.297 0.381 0.324 0.705 0.306 3.74 0.084 0.133 2 outs 154 7 41 3 0 0 16 22 18 0.266 0.358 0.286 0.644 0.301 3.87 0.092 0.139 This series 8 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 2 0.250 0.250 0.250 0.500 0.333 3.13 0.000 0.000 last 10 games 27 6 13 0 0 0 0 6 2 0.481 0.576 0.481 1.057 0.520 4.03 0.094 0.000 September 87 11 24 1 1 0 4 10 10 0.276 0.351 0.310 0.661 0.312 3.80 0.075 0.108 Road 286 38 87 8 3 0 21 46 24 0.304 0.404 0.353 0.757 0.332 3.84 0.100 0.167 Nite 328 54 100 13 3 1 24 50 29 0.305 0.398 0.372 0.770 0.332 3.90 0.094 0.169 vs Right 447 59 136 12 3 1 24 46 49 0.304 0.372 0.351 0.723 0.340 3.73 0.068 0.132 vs Kuroda 5 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.200 0.200 0.200 0.400 0.250 2.80 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 29 3 9 1 0 0 1 2 5 0.310 0.355 0.345 0.700 0.375 3.32 0.044 0.091 Jeff Nelson 7 3 2 0 0 0 0 1 0 0.286 0.375 0.286 0.661 0.286 3.13 0.089 0.000 season totals 588 84 180 19 4 1 37 73 60 0.306 0.385 0.357 0.742 0.340 3.76 0.079 0.146

DeRosa grounded out to third, 5-3

DeRosa AB R H 2b 3b HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS BABIP P/PA IsoD RBI% bases empty 263 53 75 15 2 12 12 31 46 0.285 0.367 0.494 0.861 0.307 3.75 0.082 0.000 2nd inning 96 25 31 5 1 6 15 15 18 0.323 0.417 0.583 1.001 0.347 3.86 0.094 0.225 1 out 181 41 51 6 3 9 42 32 38 0.282 0.391 0.497 0.888 0.313 3.85 0.109 0.277 This series 8 2 4 2 0 1 4 0 0 0.500 0.500 1.125 1.625 0.429 4.13 0.000 0.600 last 10 games 18 5 9 4 0 2 7 1 0 0.500 0.526 1.056 1.582 0.438 4.26 0.026 0.417 September 72 15 19 6 0 4 12 5 8 0.264 0.329 0.514 0.843 0.250 3.52 0.065 0.235 Road 252 50 64 17 1 10 42 34 59 0.254 0.347 0.448 0.795 0.295 4.01 0.093 0.215 Nite 289 52 79 15 1 11 52 39 68 0.273 0.361 0.446 0.808 0.324 4.01 0.088 0.222 vs Right 369 70 103 22 2 17 67 45 74 0.279 0.368 0.488 0.855 0.309 3.82 0.089 0.231 vs Kuroda 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000 3.00 0.000 0.000 vs. L.A. 26 5 10 2 0 3 7 1 6 0.385 0.407 0.808 1.215 0.412 3.93 0.023 0.267 Jeff Nelson 8 2 1 1 0 0 0 1 1 0.125 0.222 0.250 0.472 0.143 3.67 0.097 0.000 season totals 513 105 148 32 3 22 91 69 106 0.288 0.378 0.491 0.869 0.327 3.90 0.089 0.222

Edmonds grounded out to second, 4-3