I was 5 feet from the best today. TLR and I didn't even smack him. lmao i'll never know how you contained yourself I fought the urge. I can top you. I was standing right next to joe morgan after that sunday night game in chicago and I didn't strangle him. It took every ounce of self control i had. you should have, for all of us. When i saw him walking out to his car i asked the guy i was working with in the parking lot if it would be worth my job to go tackle him and punch him in the face. He said it was a tossup. Anyway, long story short he ended up signing autographs which means i had to go over and stand next to him and he was just as much of a prick in real life as one would expect. He was bitching about people wanting him to sign jersies. "I'm not going to sign jersies or anything like that, just give me baseballs or hats, I'm not signing any of that silly stuff"