Oh my god, he's an all-star! We have to get him! Mark Loretta, David Eckstein, and Mark Redman are all-stars too. These names, and names like them, are always brought out to argue "all-star" status, and it's fair, but Roberts is a legitimate All-Star. Bold prediction: if Roberts is traded to the Cubs, he will back up Chase Utley at the 2008 All-Star game. Legitimately.