Sammy Sofa
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Everything posted by Sammy Sofa
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I hope that means he'll just be allowed to look at it from the batter's box. -
This is so unnerving.
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Seconded, thirded and fourthed. Damn right. I don't mind a crappy backup so long as he's paid like a crappy backup.
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Do go on.
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Wait, jocks are jerks? Getouttatown.
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May 27 Cubs (Zambrano) vs Pirates (Duke) 1:20 CST
Sammy Sofa replied to bhogg's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
A nude Steve Stone is our slumpbuster. There is no god. -
This would have made more sense if it was Z since his wife is a great big fat person.
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May 26 Cubs (Marshall) vs Pirates (Snell) 7:05 CST
Sammy Sofa replied to bhogg's topic in Fred Hornkohl Game Thread Forum
I could have died happy not knowing that! Thanks, boss! GO CUBS! I'm actually angry at the world because I now know that a Steve Stone nude pic exists. -
Then he can just fall down the middle and forever avoid the flames. Don't take out the crappiness of your Miles-pit on me.
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So of course, the pitching that had been pretty damn good over the losing streak goes completely into the toilet when the Cubs finally remember how to score runs.
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Freel would have been a hero if he had clocked Miles with that bat.
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Capps staggering around the infield like a wounded bear. That looked really painful.
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Delicious. Oh know a grammar error on a message board? What will I do with myself, I feel so embarrassed that you caught that error. Ive shamed myself in front of the almighty "THEMOJOPIN". I will now bow in your greatness Damn right.
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Delicious.
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I love Mr. T.
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"Mr. T, do you have a predcition for how Cubs fans will feel after you sing the stretch?" "Prediction?" "Yes, prediction" "Pain."
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Oh God, yes.
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RIP Jay Bennett Sumerteeth = one of the best albums ever.
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Seriously, [expletive] this umpire right in his blind [expletive].
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Miles makes it so easy to hate him.
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He's apparently only Theroid at Wrigley.
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How is a bottomless pit flaming? You must carefully plan out your Miles-destruction fantasies.
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Dempster with maybe the greatest pitcher's swing of all time.
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The huge swing and spin never went away.
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We're talking fast food burgers here, not a "real restaurant." Pretty much any steakhouse-type place that serves burgers trounces any of these choices or Five Guys.
