We need you to pull a Forrest Gump the next four months. I'm taking a two week vacation in July, but part of it is over the ASB, and that seems like a real waste. Though I will be actually going to 3 of the Cardinals games that week, so something is gonna have to give. Just do laps around the aisle at Wrigley. In other news, the Brewers seem to not be able to beat Chicago teams.