He deserves his own thread. .365/.405/.743, .466wOBA, 190 wRC+, with 1fwar in 18 games with the Cubs*. Setting all that aside seems like an awesome dude and teammate and probably pisses off old school fans of the game with his enthusiasm. Shell out some cash and sign him up, PTR, you cheap piece of horsefeathers and awful human being. *does not include tonight