Just like how green font is for sarcasm, there should be a "Meph font". The obvious joke here is that any pitch 2 feet out of the zone is going to be nigh unhittable. When Cotts is on, he's great. But the problem is you have no idea what's coming into the game when Neal does. More often than not, it's what we just saw. Isn't everyone great when they're on? Neifi Perez is not. Point taken.