This isn't verbatum, but I think the gist is there. Pat: "You know, Ron, Marissa Miller will be at Wrigley Field tomorrow to throw out the first pitch." Ron: "Really? Isn't that nice." Pat: "That's right, Ron. The promotions staff was up here earlier asking if we could squeeze her into the broadcast for an inning--" Ron: "Well we could sure squeeze her, alright." One of my personal favorites, from the 2005 Cactus League: Pat: "And Scott Spezio has entered the game at third base for the Mariners." Ron: "Ohhhh... Scott Spezio... is he, uh, still in baseball, Pat?" Pat: "Well, he's over there at third base, Ron." WGN Radio released a "best of Pat and Ron" CD in 2005, covering the best broadcast moments since Pat signed on in 1996 and it was worth every penny. It was only available through direct order from WGN Radio themselves and I can't find a listing of any sort on their website, so it may be gone forever.