I'm going to feel suicidally guilty if I find out he actually is impaired in some way, but holy crap does that idiot in the green behind the plate make me wanna hit something.
It's not the losing so much that gets me - I like to think I'm level-headed enough to realize that the team is banged up right now and just not playing well and aren't actually this bad - it's the dealing with the disgusting Sox fans.
You're sort of able to just copy and paste the "______ flied out to _____" and "_____ grounded out to ______" for the Cubs at this point in a game like this, aren't you?