Sammy would have did a 360 followed by a backflip, then caught the ball. He would've then flipped Pujols the bird while running by him. Sammy woulda been better. :P No, it would've bounced off his over-sized ego and into the HR territory.
I dont see whats wrong with the current Busch stadium. They've only used it for 40 years. Look at Wrigley, it's 92 years and we still have no intention of a new park.