I believe Murton is the emergency catcher I know that you're being serious, but the idea of Murton being our catcher is hillariously painful. I'm sure Theriot can play catcher. I'd be surprised if he hasn't tried it at a professional level.
How can you not be pissed? They were dropping easy pop-ups Bush Leaguers wouldn't have problems grabbing. Today was the sorriest excuse for a team and a game I've ever seen. Why did I become a Cubs fun? I just might kill myself tonight.
I think the AFL is the only thing that has come close to success in American Football other than the obvious NFL... So take a lesson from the past - thats why history is so important - Don't compete with the NFL. You will lose.