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Randy Marsh behind the plate. http://www.kellygarbato.com/wp-content/southpark0039b.jpg

Quickly 2 down.

Chicago Cubs Vs. Matt Morris **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Jason Kendall 47 43 9 1 0 0 1 1 3 .209 .277 .233 .510 Aramis Ramirez 47 43 15 3 0 3 8 3 8 .349 .383 .628 1.011 Derrek Lee 32 28 10 3 0 4 8 4 5 .357 .438 .893 1.331 Cliff Floyd 31 28 7 2 0 3 6 3 7 .250 .323 .643 .966 Daryle Ward 26 24 9 2 0 1 7 1 7 .375 .385 .583 .968 Mark DeRosa 17 17 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 .118 .118 .118 .236 Henry Blanco 14 12 1 0 0 0 1 1 2 .083 .143 .083 .226 Carlos Zambrano 9 9 2 1 0 0 0 0 3 .222 .222 .333 .555 Alfonso Soriano 7 6 4 2 0 0 1 0 0 .667 .714 1.000 1.714 Steve Trachsel 6 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jason Marquis 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 .000 .000 .000 .000 Kerry Wood 4 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Mike Fontenot 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Jacque Jones 3 3 2 0 0 0 1 0 0 .667 .667 .667 1.334 Ted Lilly 3 3 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .333 .333 .333 .666 Ryan Theriot 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Matt Murton 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1.000 1.000 1.000 2.000 Pittsburgh Pirates Vs. Steve Trachsel **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Adam LaRoche 23 20 5 0 0 1 4 1 2 .250 .304 .400 .704 Jack Wilson 14 13 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .077 .077 .077 .154 Cesar Izturis 11 10 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 .100 .182 .100 .282 Tony Armas 9 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jason Bay 7 6 1 0 0 0 1 1 3 .167 .286 .167 .453 Jose Castillo 6 5 1 0 0 1 1 1 0 .200 .333 .800 1.133 Jose Bautista 4 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Matt Morris 4 4 1 0 0 0 0 0 2 .250 .250 .250 .500 Freddy Sanchez 4 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500 Ronny Paulino 3 2 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 .000 .333 .000 .333 Nate McLouth 2 2 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 1.000 1.500 Tom Gorzelanny 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000

I had no idea this game was at 12:35. I thought it was at 6 once again. Anyhow, it better be over by the Bears game. With Steve Trachsel pitching, that's not a safe bet. Match-ups in a couple minutes.

College Football day. Don't expect a lot tomorrow because of the amount of Week 1 games. I would rather watch the Bears game because it's so anticipated. Baseball? 162 games. I still love baseball more.

Tony LaRussa.

- Kerry Wood without injuries.

A-Rod... But I doubt Yankees will let him walk after the season he's had.

Did you even watch the game? Z loaded the bases with no outs to start off the 7th. That should be enough to get him pulled, and bring in Marmol. What do you expect Lou to do? That was a great decision. Bringing Marmol back out in the 8th was something I didn't like... But Cubs got the W.

Of course he does, only team he's effective against is the Cubs. Yep. I still can't get over the 5 IP, 0 ER game he had against the Cubs as a Marlin in 2004. Spot start from a reliever.

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Morgan Ks and... CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

Full count on Morgan.

Great catch by our 2008 CFer!

Wilson Ks. 1 down.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Felix Pie sighting! Dempster. *gulp*

K... This inning is OVAH!

Geovany Soto

Soto sighting.

Jones triples! 5-1!

So close, yet so far away.

Is Demp warming up?

DeRosa HBP. 1 on, 1 out.

Len is announcing the credits. You know its over now.