Omar

Boo. Come on Reds.

Chicago Cubs Vs. Joel Piniero **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ Alfonso Soriano 42 39 13 4 0 2 4 2 5 .333 .381 .590 .971 Jacque Jones 36 36 12 5 0 1 6 0 9 .333 .333 .556 .889 Jason Kendall 32 30 8 2 0 0 6 1 3 .267 .281 .333 .614 Craig Monroe 14 14 1 0 0 1 1 0 3 .071 .071 .286 .357 Mark DeRosa 9 9 3 0 0 1 1 0 0 .333 .333 .667 1.000 Daryle Ward 8 8 2 0 0 1 1 0 1 .250 .250 .625 .875 Henry Blanco 6 6 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 .167 .167 .167 .334 Ryan Theriot 5 5 2 1 0 0 0 0 1 .400 .400 .600 1.000 Derrek Lee 4 4 3 1 0 1 1 0 1 .750 .750 1.750 2.500 Ted Lilly 4 4 1 1 0 0 1 0 2 .250 .250 .500 .750 Aramis Ramirez 4 4 2 0 0 1 2 0 0 .500 .500 1.250 1.750 Cliff Floyd 2 2 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Matt Murton 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 St. Louis Cardinals Vs. Sean Marshall **PA** AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS +-----------------+-------+---+---+--+--+--+---+---+---+-----+-----+-----+-----+ David Eckstein 9 8 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .250 .333 .250 .583 Albert Pujols 8 6 2 0 0 0 0 2 1 .333 .500 .333 .833 So Taguchi 8 8 4 1 0 0 1 0 0 .500 .500 .625 1.125 Yadier Molina 7 7 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 .286 .286 .286 .572 Aaron Miles 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000 Jim Edmonds 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .500 .500 .500 1.000 Ryan Ludwick 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Anthony Reyes 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000 Brendan Ryan 2 2 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 .500 .500 2.000 2.500

You may not ever be allowed to watch a Cubs game again. Go watch some Brewers games.

Duncan K's and... CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN! CUBS WIN!

Chris Duncan in.

1 more to go!

Full count after being up 0-2.

I don't like the camera angle at Busch. Needs to be lowered. It's crappy like RFK Stadium.

Branyon Ks! 1 down.

Our good friend Branyon.

Come on Demp. A non-dramatic 1-2-3 would do.

What a crappy jump.

I swear... One day Insurance Runs will be brought to you by the folks at MetLife or something.

Geico runs, please.

Finally an encouraging stat !!

That strikeout that got past Soto was pretty scary.

Unfortunately my FSN is blacked out here so I can only listen to the the commentators on "Superhomer: WGN." Len and Bob aren't homers. I think they are, but we're not going to get anywhere arguing this so I'll stop. Every team's announcers are homers. I think Len and Bob for sure have their homer moments, but what do you expect? They do give more credit where credit is due compared to most other commentators.

Grab some bench, Pujols.

Marmol is in... and I'm not nervous. This is great.

Unfortunately my FSN is blacked out here so I can only listen to the the commentators on "Superhomer: WGN." Len and Bob aren't homers.

The Cub fan wins!

OMFG!!!! YESSS! SORIANO, YOU ARE THE MAN!

SORIANO!!!!

That was more close than it should've been.

Soriano will GIDP. Just watch.