You're a real class act. I'll buy you a Funk & Wagnall's--you're such a witty guy! i don't know what that is, but i'll assume it's from the 1950's and politely decline. or should i "smartly" decline...? You're a law school grad who can't decode a common usage of "smart" really? And you think that "foolish" is the antonym in this case? since the usage of the word "smart" made no sense, i didn't know exactly what the proper antonym was. sorry. As my last post pointed out, you failed to understand the very first adjective definition of the very common word "smart" It made perfect, textbook, modern sense. Making fun of someone for using correct and simple English you fail to understand is not the way to make them look stupid.