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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Wed May 04, 2022 4:13 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
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Old Style wrote:Shocking that sex trafficker Matty is intimidated by educated women.


Shocking that an elected member of Congress tweeted this and no one bats an eye


Except for all of the people dragging him for it.

I mean, what do you expect to happen? He gets tackled by the horsefeathers Tweet Police and removed from Congress for being bad at the internet?

Yes he's being dragged, but it also is kind of like "oh a normal Wednesday" too in the modern state of affairs.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed May 04, 2022 4:38 pm

Meh. Been that way for a long time.
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Derwood » Wed May 04, 2022 5:07 pm

Sammy Sofa wrote:
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Old Style wrote:Shocking that sex trafficker Matty is intimidated by educated women.


Shocking that an elected member of Congress tweeted this and no one bats an eye


Except for all of the people dragging him for it.

I mean, what do you expect to happen? He gets tackled by the horsefeathers Tweet Police and removed from Congress for being bad at the internet?


Oh I don’t expect anything to happen, and that’s my point. Trump made it acceptable to throw decorum in the dumpster and use social media to troll the voters, so when Gaetz (or whoever) posts this type of tweet, the collective “WHATAREYOUGONNADO?” is deafening
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed May 04, 2022 5:20 pm

SHUT UP AND MOCK OR BE MOCKED.
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Postby big ball chunky time » Wed May 04, 2022 5:36 pm

no offense derwood because you know i love you but this is EVERY topic you weigh in on lol

"why isnt this thing happening"

"it is"

"exactly my point!"
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Derwood » Wed May 04, 2022 5:40 pm

big ball chunky time wrote:no offense derwood because you know i love you but this is EVERY topic you weigh in on lol

"why isnt this thing happening"

"it is"

"exactly my point!"


And you thought David was the robot....
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Bertz » Fri May 13, 2022 8:00 pm



One of my favorite flavors of Twitter dumb is professional writers and/or academics who don't and mostly never have worked in a real corporate environment opining on what does and does not work. I'm pretty sure their observations are 90% from treating Office Space as a documentary.

This opinion may or may not be right (it's not, it's a dumb strawman), but I certainly don't give a horsefeathers what some Substack writer thinks.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jun 22, 2022 12:53 am

https://www.gawker.com/culture/i-should ... te-america

[W]e need a way to mute America. Why? Because America has no chill. America is exhausting. America is incapable of letting something be simply funny instead of a dread portent of their apocalyptic present. America is ruining the internet.

America is the internet.


America insists that you bear witness to it tripping on its dick and slamming its face into an uncountable row of scalding hot pies. You do more than bear witness, because American Twitter has the same kind of magnetic pull as a garbage disposal unit. A sick part of you wants to shove your hand in. You want to let the blades cut into your knuckles, if just to see if you can slow them down a little.


I should not know who Pete Buttigieg is. In a just world, the name Bari Weiss would mean as much to me as Nordic runes. This goes for people who actually might read Nordic runes too. No Swede deserves to be burdened with this knowledge. No Brazilian should have to regularly encounter the phrase “Dimes Square.” To the rest of the vast and varied world, My Pillow Guy and Papa John should be NPCs from a Nintendo DS Zelda title, not men of flesh and bone, pillow and pizza. Ted Cruz should be the name of an Italian pornstar in a Love Boat porn parody. Instead, I’m cursed to know that he is a senator from Texas who once stood next to a butter sculpture of a dairy cow and declared that his daughter’s first words were “I like butter.”
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby jersey cubs fan » Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:55 pm

Freaking mojo

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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Old Style » Sat Jul 02, 2022 8:19 pm

What kind of stupidity is that? I live in Texas. Only time I’m not wearing shorts in summer is if I have to go into the office. horsefeathers everything else.
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Derwood » Sat Jul 02, 2022 8:56 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:Freaking mojo



Counterpoint: I wear shorts to work as long as the weather permits.

Now flip flops, yuck. Those should be banned
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Sat Jul 02, 2022 8:57 pm

jersey cubs fan wrote:Freaking mojo


Pretty sure mojos rant however many years ago directly brought upon the return of shorter cut men's shorts too. The thigh gods had to directly respond.

Anyways shorts are definitely overworn, but I'd add (1) comfort of my own backyard and (2) 85+ degree weather as two scenarios where shorts are fully acceptable in all cases.
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Postby WrigleyField 22 » Sat Jul 02, 2022 8:58 pm

Derwood wrote:
jersey cubs fan wrote:Freaking mojo



Counterpoint: I wear shorts to work as long as the weather permits.

Now flip flops, yuck. Those should be banned

We know about your jorts already. It gets brought up here from time to time.
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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Derwood » Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:17 pm

WrigleyField 22 wrote:
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jersey cubs fan wrote:Freaking mojo



Counterpoint: I wear shorts to work as long as the weather permits.

Now flip flops, yuck. Those should be banned

We know about your jorts already. It gets brought up here from time to time.


These jorts lies have ruined my life!!
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Sun Jul 03, 2022 4:27 am

The only acceptable underwear is long underwear.
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Postby SouthSideRyan » Sun Jul 03, 2022 3:24 pm

The only acceptable undershirt is no undershirt
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Postby JudasIscariotTheBird » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:24 pm

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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jul 06, 2022 5:34 pm

TBF, this is a dude who acted like getting swindled out of tens of thousands of dollars MULTIPLE TIMES is something to be weirdly proud of.
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Postby Sammy Sofa » Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:17 pm

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Re: Guess what an idiot with a Twitter account did now

Postby Sammy Sofa » Sun Jul 24, 2022 7:25 pm

Damn, people can't even use the Twitter tags in the horsefeathers' Twitter thread.
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