Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

"Workin' hard or hardly workin'?"
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No votes
"Just printed those / Don't smear the ink!" when the employee is checking for counterfeits
2
18%
"That was a great year!" when your bill total starts with $19
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No votes
"Must mean it's free!" when your item won't scan
6
55%
"The winning lotto numbers!" when they ask if they can get you anything else
1
9%
"No thanks, I'm sweet enough!" when they ask if you want sugar w/ your coffee
1
9%
"Missed a spot!" when an employee is cleaning something
1
9%
 
Total votes: 11

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Omar
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Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby Omar » Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:44 am

If you don't like the weather in ___________, just wait five minutes.
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby MWV » Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:50 am

"Yes, thank you, I'd love a super salad."
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Re: Best way to make sure the store/restaurant employee know you're a really funny guy

Postby Derwood » Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:18 pm

WAITER: "How would you like your steak cooked?"

ME: "Extra medium please"

ME: **knowing wink to my family**

fin
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